AbuXI

welcome ya eejut

Hey fry welcome.

n1

Good luck and best wishes.

Deckard decided to go on a summer cruise for his holidays. Alas luck was not with him and disaster struck, as the cruise liner sank and Deckard barely escaped by jumping into a life boat. Eventually, he ran aground on a deserted island with barely enough fresh water and food to survive. Weeks went by without rescue and then one fine afternoon a beautiful vision of a woman in a cut-off dive suit rose out of the water. Deckard was stunned as she was his dream girl; with the legs, huge breasts and ass to die for. She approached and he explained the huge disaster that had befallen him. The beautiful woman, who now realised she would be trapped alone with Deckard, started to flirt with him. She said in a rather sexy voice, "I have something I'm sure you've missed while you've been here, in my left zip pocket." She pulled out a whiskey hip flask! Seeing Deckard's obvious pleasure the woman edged closer and she whispered, "I have something else in my right zip pocket I know you'll enjoy." Deckard began to get really excited, with the flavour of Ol' Jim still on his lips, he asked, "What is it?" He watched as this hot vision of a woman teased out the finest Cuban cigar he had ever seen. Dusk was falling and the waves lapped onto the beach. The woman gave Deckard a little giggle and got up. She started to unzip her wet suit so slowly, inch by inch, soon to reveal the huge magnificence hidden there. She said, "We'll be here all alone for who knows how long and I have something in here that I know you've missed and wanted for these last weeks" By now Deckard had risen from the floor. His hands were trembling with anticipation and his heart beat so hard in his chest. He just couldn't believe her words. He looked into her eyes and asked, "Don't tell me you got Wifi?"

Old is Gold amigos!

Giggles goes to see her gynaecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor. "I have a terrible problem, I keeping finding stamps from Costa Rica in my pussy!!" The doctor has long and careful examination of Giggles nether regions and starts to "giggle". "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the labels off bananas" ... exit a blushing Giggles

Giggles goes to see her gynaecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor. "I have a terrible problem, I keeping finding stamps from Costa Rica in my pussy!!" The doctor has long and careful examination of Giggles nether regions and starts to "giggle". "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the labels off bananas" ... exit a blushing Giggles

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... all decided to meet up at the next XI Fest for a good time. So on the first morning Roxy goes out for a bike ride in the hope of shaking off that red wine hangover. As she is on the way back, she sees two figures walking down the street and as she gets closer it is Tager and Frenchi, two XI boys she's always secretly lusted after. She's so overcome by seeing them she jumps off the bike, throws it down and rips off all her clothes. Panting in a heightened sense of sexual anticipation she stares Tager and Frenchi straight in the eye and says, "Take anything you want". Tager and Frenchi exchange knowing glances as Roxy stands there with her chest heaving. Quick as a flash Tager jumps on the bike and rides off with Frenchi running after him. Down the street they pause and Frenchi says, "Good job with that bike Tager" and Tager replies, "Damn straight bud, those clothes would never have fit!" .. no offence intended (except maybe Tager) ..

swimming around. One turns to the other and says,"Damn bro, how you supposed to drive this thing??"

... one says "Mooooooooo". The other one looks at him and says,"Damn, I was going to say that!"

Funny but I call BS.

Dang. I fly weekly UK/Denmark and last time round it was CHAOS with flight DELAYS!!!!!!!

TAGS are like a gf, once you dump them, you got no second chance for a booty call. :lol:

I see on the bf forums they host EU vs US matches. FT lovers could take up the same challenge or XI vs GUESTS??? Whadya think? Reply either way. Ofc final say goes to some one up the XI food chain.

zanku

Ditto above. Take a 5 minute break and your key will be back.

That kid was only 20 and we all know when you're 20 you think you are SUPERMAN/BATMAN and WOLVERINE all rolled into one. Would any 30 year old really march out into traffic like that? Fault on both sides as I agree Stewart ain't no angel. Tragic for his family & friends. What a waste.

Level 4 messages/actions .. hmmmm ... lemme think ..... "b41 gets truly p*ss*d off" - has to be ... kick ... Tagger !!

Your pops has found his peace, I hope that you find yours. He watching over you bros and I'm sure he's proud. Sorry for your loss. RIP.

Sammy we all know when you shout out in voice chat for a team mate to take a CP but this was blatant repeated theft.

This player is a diiiiiirrrrrrrrtttttyyyyyyy CP thief. Ask Roxy she was there. Repeated warnings tonight but no admin around. Keep an eye out >XI< please. Thanks.

Jim Carrey... "and the truth shall be revealed ...."

OK if you don't like that idea, how about some nuts?