Aren't statistics wonderful ?
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. Is
700,000.
( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
Per year are
120,000.
© Accidental deaths per physician
Is
.171%
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. Of
Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
Is
8 0,000,000
(Yes, that's 8 0 million)
( The number of accidental gun deaths
Per year, all age groups,
Is
1,500.
© The number of accidental deaths
Per gun owner
Is
.0000188 %
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So,
statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner !
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Please alert your friends
To this
Alarming threat.
We must ban doctors,
Before this gets completely out of hand !
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Out of concern for the public at large,
We withheld the statistics on ....
Lawyers !
For fear the shock would cause
People to panic and seek medical attention!