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The wife has one of those dresses.... You know the one that needs ironing!!!
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Bf3 >Xi< Scrim Team Sign Up!
Mech79 replied to Damit1's topic in Battlefield 3's Battlefield 3 Discussion
Mech, I believe the guys are going to be representing XI in these scrims. So I believe you need to be a member of XI. Don't quote me on it, but it would make sense. Maybe a BF3 Admin can confirm? Damit was the one to ask me to sign up. -
Half of it is INSIDE your body so do the maths again! Are you trying to tell him to pull it out of his ass?????
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Battlefield Friends - Vehicle Spawn
Mech79 replied to Ricko's topic in Battlefield 3's Battlefield 3 Discussion
Dumbasses I told them to bail. See if 3rd and Damit will ride with me again!!!!!! -
Happy Birthday JKM!!!!!!!!
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Beauty is only a light switch away, but your hand in the dark does not count!!!!
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45 seconds? Damn you have game Wolf!!! Im lucky to get my clothes off!!
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Bf3 >Xi< Scrim Team Sign Up!
Mech79 replied to Damit1's topic in Battlefield 3's Battlefield 3 Discussion
i am in and registered!!! -
Bf3 Scrim Team Meeeting 5/9 5Pm Est.
Mech79 replied to Damit1's topic in Battlefield 3's Battlefield 3 Discussion
I work monday through thursday and am not home until 6 pm PST. I usually have fridays thru Sunday available. -
can we get a BF3 desktop for wide screen????
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hey that is bullshit!!!! Who gave permission to make fun of me in all these video's??????
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Aren't statistics wonderful ? Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. Is 700,000. ( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians Per year are 120,000. © Accidental deaths per physician Is .171% Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. Of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. Is 8 0,000,000 (Yes, that's 8 0 million) ( The number of accidental gun deaths Per year, all age groups, Is 1,500. © The number of accidental deaths Per gun owner Is .0000188 % Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner ! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Please alert your friends To this Alarming threat. We must ban doctors, Before this gets completely out of hand ! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on .... Lawyers ! For fear the shock would cause People to panic and seek medical attention!
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Wow!! Awesome art work on facebook as well. Man you can design. Wish I had a talent.... Oh wait I do I have to be the best human target on COD and BF3!!!
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I agree with him!!! I get side tracked too looking at these
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I dont know the one in the pink looks tasty as well!!!!
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yeah those were hella funny!!!!!
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Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life
Mech79 replied to DEEJAYKEG's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
You know what that worthless piece of meat around a vagina is dont you? A woman!!!!! Why would you need anything but the best part? Ok you need the tits too. Besides Deejaykeg all of my woman get along fine. We keep them at bay with medication gotta love bi-polarism!!! I love my wife.......... whew that was close she saw me typing! -
My step-son hates when I see him at school cause the last time I drove by I rolled down the window and with a retarded type voice started yell ing name. It was in the morning and everybody was still outside. Oh he hated me for a week!!!! Loved it!!
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Hope to see you back on real soon. Take Care!!
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The wife didn't find it to funny.