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WldPenguin

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  1. @@iboomboom, read it again as if she's talking directly to YOU
  2. My sister asked me to take off her clothes. So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." So I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now take off my bra and panties." So I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
  3. Here's to an awesome birthday, Ripper!
  4. Here's to an awesome birthday, ShadowLady!
  5. A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Miss, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
  6. Hoping you have a wonderful birthday, Pain!
  7. I've always said....if the shoe fits....buy it in every color!

    1. Nisty*

      Nisty*

      I just love this saying :) Everytime I read it on your profile it puts a smile on my face :D

  8. WldPenguin

    Alcee

    Welcome, Alcee......glad to see you here. Enjoy!
  9. Hope you're having a great birthday, Trek!
  10. Hope you're having a wonderful birthday!
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