Yea... on behalf of all of Canada... we all apologize for sending you Justin Beiber. And NO we don't want him back
Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom? A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.
Q: What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? A: Because theres no light in the closet!
Q: How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? A: "A few months ago"
Q: Why doesn't Justin Bieber eat bananas? A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head? A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!
Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: What does Justin Bieber and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common? A: They’re both waiting for balls to drop!
Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay? A: He will slap you with his man purse.
Q: What is Justin Bieber's new hit single? A: "If I were a Boy"
Q: What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ? A: One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover? A: Sometimes it's named 'Justin Bieber', and you know its crap!
Q: Why is Justin Bieber like Ms. Pac-man! A: Just a token and she's ready to swallow!
I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch dick, But it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.
Q: What does Justin Biebers asshole and his mouth have in common? A: They both produce the same shit!
Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A: A Snickers bar has nuts!
Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him "Shotgun"? A: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!
Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Bieber? A: The Queen of Crap!
Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? A: They both want to be real boys.
Q: What is Victoria's Secret? A: (whispering) Justin Bieber is gay!