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SGTDANKO

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  1. nice ass killroy love ya
  2. SGTDANKO

    Hello

    nice of ya to stop bye free hang in there have fun once i get my new keyboard trust me youll find my shotgun
  3. haha i knew it nice grey thanks lmao an idiot for sure ........... but an xtreme one
  4. yummy rummy its a deal lets see lmao i dont mind no seriously lmao ok mal your turn when can i see damn i t come ..........and i like cookies
  5. well ive played with him to day and seems cool but ill be watching him lmao danko
  6. roflma and there you have it breakfast in bed
  7. lmao have you heard the one about the danko and the mouse in the woods ?
  8. Sex_Panther Oh, and here is the proof. I think he got hungry and took a bite out of the pan thing. isnt that a cake ? lmfao they dont look like cookies lmao love ya candy
  9. well shit cccccc i think im gonna have to leave this up to you i have no time now 10 hours a day 6 days a week i have no time and when i do i wanna sleep or beat the kids lmao jk but i just cant do it so if u can recruit some one np for me i just want my weed medal lmao (rugger) hint hint ok time for bed gotta get greasy tommorrow and make the motors run night danko
  10. lmao nice one
  11. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?" The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI." The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?" The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it." The officer asked, "The car is stolen?" The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there." The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?" The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk." The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?" The driver answered, "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid. The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?" The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car. The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body. The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk." The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"
  12. srry im gonna have back out as i have found a new job so all my time is going to be taken up once again srry danko
  13. happy b day
  14. i think the shotty is just fine the way it is i worked to master that damn thing and i still need to work on it the shotty range is fine 17 yards and four shots point blank and good bye one shot i think it is fine just the way it is my two cents worth danko
  15. are all your drivers updated? i think i had this prob awhile back and thanks to xray we got it resolved . im pretty sure it was an active x prob shit i dont remember ......... i need a beer ........... danko
  16. lmao im an idiot i thought he was asking for members lounge lmfao
  17. i belive that chan will be used for promod leauge so only peps that are playing will have pw danko
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