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way too long to read

Welcome to the clan!

i still laugh everytime i see that cocaine spider in cheese's sig

Vasectomy: A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."

Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Australia now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Kevin." Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Australia and now my name is Kevin." "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him. Then she called his father, who beat him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises. "What happened to you, Kevin?” she asked. "Well ma'am, shortly after becoming an Australian, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs." Take care- Xpert

Happy Birthday dude!!!!

Yesterday after mowing the lawn I sat down and had a couple of cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. One of the things I found my mind gravitating to was the age old question: ... Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the balls? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful. Well, after another couple beers, and some heavy deductive reasoning, I've come up with the definitive answer to that question: Getting kicked in the balls has to be way more painful than having a baby. Here's the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'd like another kick in the balls." I rest my case

some 5 hour energy shots will help

Happy B Day Bro.

so i didnt make it because i was born in 1990. well f that i survived the streets of mexico when i was 8 top that playing in junk yards and drinking out of the hose with dirtier water lol

i saw someone else make a poll but it most only be for admins i guess?

lol these are great ideas but doesnt help me make a poll...

There is no poll button above my chat box.

Just find a new addiction like going to the gym every night or blast music.

Oh and for the name how about: yenaJ>XI< TripleEagle>XI< KittenMittens>XI< TwinTurboUnicorn>XI< PersonWhoPlaysCod4>XI< MichelleRodriguez>XI< Shamamalamasa>XI<

Cheese that has to be the funniest moving picture i have ever seen. That spider is hilarious.

ew gross

damn that is a nice horse chile

my nades arent random when u throw it where u know people go and get kills is not random it is knowing where to throw them...tubes dont have to be accurate or near ur target as it has strong blast radius which needs to be lowered as i ve been killd with tubes 2 rooms in different direction...just saying...answer to bouncing betties..use stealth that what i do as they have strong radius as well..only problem with this is some dumbass on ur team tripping it near u..start using stealth u bastards lmao..tubes they just no answer for the no skill weapon that doesnt have to close to kill u...except try to kill them b4 they get one off..so fu warface fu lmao love ya buddy.. Exactly.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES WHO USE BOUNCING BETTY'S AND CHINA LAKES AS A MAIN WEAPON!!!!!!!!!

get an Acura Rsx they last forever and are easy to tune and look good. (i have one)

I usually crash like 3 times a day. Im just scared that i could make it worse, there was a time when i would click join game and it would crash to desktop. Which i fixed by double clicking the mod then joining XI servers each time i play. Now it just happens in game.

My game crashes like everyday and i get this message: iw3mp.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Any ideas on how to make it stop? I run windows Xp 64