StormCrow

Wooot Wooot!!! Those who know me know i will bust out some Forrest Gump the odd time while on voice chat in the Beta server. Well the other morning it paid off for me. Was driving to go drop my kids off at my folks place on move day, always listen to Ben Kerry and Shawna in the morning on Y108. These guys are funny. Comes across the radio to call in with any impression worth your weight in salt and you will win tickets to The Offspring this weekend at Echo Beach in Toronto. First guy calls in.... i swear it was Chili.... he was all like... Ummmmmmm.... Ummmmmmmm.... Ummmmmmm.... And Kerry says "Impression of a dumb guy... not bad" Click. LOL. Next was a woman who tried to do Alf... sucked ass. Just pull up at parents house and whip out phone... got them on Speed dial. Get through and tell them m gonna do my Forrest Gump. Ben calls me out on a Gump Off on air cause he says he does the best Gump. Me, being the Xtreme Idiot that i am bust out with "Ben... Ill Gump your arse off for everyone to hear" LOL We toss out a couple lines from the flick back and forth... hes pretty good and beating me i think and i can feel the tickets slipping away. He does the "I was running" Line.... messed up the wording on it.... i busted my version out of it and Shawna declared me the new Gump king of Y108!!! LMAO!! Won the tickets, heading out soon to get them and the concert is on Sunday. Beach concert right at the waterfront! Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what your gonna get!

Cmon Chile... this thread is failing quicker then your premature ejaculations! FU StormCrow!!! Stay tuned Sept 1st for the REAL OFFICIAL FU Thread of the Month!!!!

Happy Birthday Bro!!!

bring it bitches!!!

You know you want it... chubby lovin at its best baby!!!

heres young Stormy and his little sister and one the wife tried to take of us after about 7 beer LOL and my daughter Emmalee the flower girl and me

congrats whorebag!

FUCK YOU Bogleg... WTF IS A BOGLEG????????? and just for the sake of it.... FUCK YOU Llama... gave you your own thread what more do ya want????

I would like to shout out a big ole FUCK YOU to the following.... Chile... FUCK YOU SOB... FUCK FRENCHI!!! Caper... i have FUCKed YOU Rooger... gonna FUCK YOU PitbullPete... FUCK YOU for recruiting me... this is all your fault Ploing.... FUCK YOU and your tube Google... FUCK YOU Yahoo Rules! CobraBites... FUck You that was bullshit!!! StanG... FUCK YOU I QUIT!!! HXTR.... FUC... ummm i forgot what i was gonna say... wheres the bong???? Angel... FUCK YOU just for the sake of it! P!nk... you know honey... FUCK YOU!!! Frenchi... FUCK SOB!!! Moto... FUCK YOU, i know ya can hear me ya evesdrop using prickbag!! Acorn... FUCK YOU and your sniper!!! BeerDrinker... FUCK YOU cause i can!!! CockApe... FUCK YOU i need a post whore medal! Ripple... FUCK YOU ya hack!! BlackWidow... FUCK YOU i aint paying support!!! T-Rat... FUCK YOU sir WildThong... FUCK YOU and Full Metal Jacket!! FUCK YOU whoever i forgoted!!!

going post whore!

all

You

FUck

Up your nose with a rubber hose!!

Ill let ya know tomorrow fuckers

Best part "I dont know angus... can i kick him?" and all ya hear is like 6 people holler "Yes" LOL

Love Niagara, nice wings and wine, just need to find some other activities and a proper casino/hotel! Two Casinos and a bazzilion hotels in Niagara! Tons of stuff to do on Clifton Hill from Wax Museums to Haunted Houses, Got the maid of the mist, lots of golfing. Niagara is the shit!

***Sending subliminal messages for Niagara Falls Canada Next Time*** Looks like ya all had a blast! Wish i coulda been there!

Welcome Back Dinko!!!

Gorilla... "Swedish Midget Goat Porn???" Rugger... "Yup... theres an app for that"

Looks like he is taking a dump... FU Rooger

Yes..... Dont hate Im not a hater... FU... FU for thinking im a hater and FU for being at XI Fest you F'r! Smoke a fatty for me!!!

Or we could link Ruggers email with all the porn sites we can muster! Hxtr, you still got your connections over at swedishgoatporn.com?

Should ban all ip's of fest attendees... that wil get em!

Yes.....