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StormCrow

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Everything posted by StormCrow

  1. move to Canada... problem solved
  2. i gots something you can rotate on! !fu xpan
  3. i have invites for Bitsoup also... great tracker
  4. Im telling you, until we get the results back from Maury Pauvich i aint paying a dime in child support!!! Congrats!! She is a doll!! (has my ears)
  5. Fuckin scared me when i read that you fucker! Im high as a kite at work celebrating 4:20 and thought i had died and didnt know it yet! !fu wildthing
  6. lmfao...i havent seen that movie yet thought it would be retarded...now i might have to watch it lol It's brilliant man you gotta watch it. Definatly a great movie,... laughed my ass off... and anything where i can see Mila Kunis is a bonus!!!
  7. I work a 4 on 4 off rotation at work, so i get 4 days to play, then 4 days you will only see me for an hour in the morning
  8. Great vid! love it! Hes a great kid. If it werent for the USofA not wanting this ex criminal down that way would love getting him and stormy jr together LOL. Youse (or any XI for that matter) ever make it north of the border into Ontario Canada ya let me know
  9. StormCrow

    Aloha!

    Tell us the truth JuJu.... it has been rumoured around the halls of XI High that Hxtr is not only hung like a light switch, but also bats for the other team on occassion... There has also been rumours about an amatuer film involving himself, 2 sheepdogs and a jar of Cheese Whiz. Can you give us any insight into the truth of these matters
  10. Atleast now i know whom to blame for you... !fu Wildthing!!!!! Congrats bitchface!!!
  11. wtg Douchbag!!! errrr i mean Whore!!
  12. mine gone too... its in the gallery still but i dont know whats going on with it
  13. Nice!! My boss at work a few years ago showed me a picture he has of a 45 inch pike he caught up north with a 20 inch pike in his throat, the 20 inch pike had a 11 inch jumbo perch in its guts when he opened it
  14. !fu hustlakov
  15. Get back to school until you can spell Storm !FU llama *console* Llama is so stupid it took him 3 hours to watch 60 minutes... Boooyaaa Jack (Si Duck Dynasty)
  16. He is more Forrest Gump in the dormroom with Jenny kinda slow. "I bet that never happened in gym class" Congrats WHORE!!
  17. Weekend went great! Sucks to be back! The view from the hotel was amazing! Full view of both Falls! Had a blast at Yuk Yuks. Ordered Pizza and Chocolate cake through room service and chilled in the whirlpool with then then had the wife service me LMAO!!
  18. You guys need to pay a little more attention to your wives if this ends up being a surprise......it usually comes around the same time each month, give or take a couple of days..... just sayin..... I think it's awesome Stormy!!!!! Lmao..I have an phone APP for that GG...Oh Well if not he will END up looking like this.. LMAO!!! That is wrong in too many ways!!! This boy aint getting his red wings in this lifetime!!
  19. I never even got around to buying the guitar! Athough i just saw a nice 1973 USA made Ovation for sale for $450. oh well, a month or two more of saving and i will get it. The wife deserves this for putting up with the kids and me LOL... and ill be eating the brown eye tomorrow... Ohhhhhhhh you said brownie... my bad
  20. You say that like its a bad thing??? Im hoping for that, id take multiple BJ's anyday!!! LOL
  21. So, i have been saving up for a new guitar for a few months. Have about $600 saved up. Looking at getting a nice acoustic/electric Ovation. The wife has been having a rough go of it with the kids the last few weeks. Ive been working O.T. and i work long hours as it is for my normal shifts. The kids are brats for her normaly and are fine for me when im home. Well i had to work all of March break and she was at home "entertaining" the kids LOL. Seems Mommy pulling her hair out is entertaining LOL. So last week i got the plan in my head to suprise her. I got ahold of one of her friends she works with and had sex with her! (just kidding, wanted to see if you are still reading my ramblings LOL) So i got her friend to make sure my wifes work knew she wouldnt be in on Saturday. She was schedualed to work 2-10:30. Got her friend to make sure they left her on the schedual though so that she didnt suspect anything. Got ahold of my folks and they are going to take the two little ones for the night tomorrow. Im going to wake the wife up tomorrow morning and tell her she has 1 hour to get her shit packed while i get the kids stuff packed and we are heading out! I have booked a Fallsview hotel for us in Niagra Falls, King size bed, wirlpool in room, Got us tickets to see Yuk Yuks at the Casino Saturday night. Gonna go drink, gamble and have some fun without having to worry bout the kids or getting up in the morning. The best part is i am using my guitar money, so the wife wont have to worry about it coming from the "family" money. And she can just relax and have a good time! So again, who has two thumbs and is getting extra good sex tomorrow night??? THIS GUY!!!!
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