killgirl
10 SIGNS YOU MAY BE DRINKING TOO MUCH
1. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
2. Wildthing looks good.
3. Job interfering with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
6. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
7. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
8. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence?
9. Every night you're beginning to find X-Rays cat avatar more and more attractive.
10. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
11. you sit in your driveway with a clown mask on in short shorts showing your right ball.