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widowmaker

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  1. that is some funny shit, but i have a question. what kind of video was you looking for to find this one. they don't have those on you tube. lmao
  2. hey you just got knocked the fuk out. dam that was one hell of a lick.
  3. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
  4. welcome aboard. now get out there and get to killing some people.
  5. i agree with him 100%. i want to say more but gonna keep quiet and try to keep this out of the political form. people need to hear it.
  6. congrats budman. if you need anything or have a question just let me know.
  7. i'm one hell of a gun nut. love buying selling tradeing and most of all shooting all types and kinds of weapons/guns.
  8. sold where do i pick up the keys. lol
  9. that is about when mine got worse. updating windows would fail on mine also. i tried the hard drive check and repair and no problems since, but i am keeping my fingers crossed on it.
  10. i'm back up and running for now. the last thing i done was the hard drive test and fix problems. there was some problems that it had to fix but it's running good for now. thx for the help folks.
  11. used device manager to check for updates for drivers and there all up to date.
  12. how do i go about that. i don't know how to do that.
  13. the blue screen finally came up and i got it to stay. here is the info on it. a problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA technical information ***stop:0x00000050 (0xFFFFFA80C00016D, 0x0000000000000001, 0xFFFFF80002E9EB4, 0X0000000000000005) the rest was telling me to contact provider and talking about uninstalling new hardware if any had been installed. hope this helps.
  14. haven't the skills to do that. just gonna save and buy a new one. thanks for the help everyone.
  15. my system restore only go's back to the day before for some reason. even saved one for a test and it got deleted also.
  16. could it possibly be my power supply causing the problem i'm having. about two months ago the fans started running way loud on anything i go to do. games, internet games. i have had to break out the old dinosaur from the closet and it works better. thx for the help so far but nothing has helped.
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