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Olive

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Everything posted by Olive

  1. Welcome back !!
  2. What a sad news,my deepest condolences Deerhunter.
  3. Look what i found on youtube ...vids from the zipline made by Lordloftin and Overkill whith their procam...check on youtube there is 15 vids
  4. Best of luck for you job Gorilla
  5. Hahaha nice one
  6. A real hero who deserved his popularity,not like the other Armstrong ( Lance )
  7. Good one wildthing !
  8. Olive

    Hey Xi

    Welcome Lightning !
  9. The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer or senior enlisted man who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. Those applying got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Sergeant Major who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my dick to my the back of my balls." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Marine insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Sergeant Major to drop 'em, which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the penis and began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The old Sergeant Major calmly replied, "Vietnam."
  10. Haha nice
  11. When i was a kid god gave me the choice between having a huge memory or a huge penis . . . . . . I just can't remember what i chose..
  12. Welcome mate !
  13. No problem Exe I'll take you whith me for the next XI fest
  14. Nice but who is Sykorskyjr ?
  15. Happy Anniversaire !
  16. Olive

    G'day all

    I'll sponsor you too Hellkid !
  17. Happy birthday The Czech !
  18. I will team up whith you Syko . I'm working afternoon shift this week end which mean we will probably have to play after 09:00pm our time . If it's ok for you let me know.
  19. Bienvenue Welcome ! you Idiot
  20. In Washington dc an Chicago http://photo.opusfoc...ab3c/slideshow/
  21. How to kill a Pigdog ? just shoot him a few times in the head...it will do the work !
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