JohnnyDos

I have to tell you guys this again and show my mug:There's only one cure I tell ya and this is it, believe me I have about 40 plus years experience on this,look I'm all smiles.

Thanks for letting me know Shamu &Laszlo.That's why I was wrong then Shamu,sorry I found the old version.Thanks again you's two.

Not bad at all.Reminds me of when I did a bit of blotter myself back in the 60's.Nice looking daughter Janey.

"The Brothel" The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you, sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Valerie." Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still $5000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, " New Brunswick." "Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ." "I know," the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance... she didn't say how." The moral of the story is that there are really three things in life that are certain: 1 - Death 2 - Taxes 3 - Being screwed by a lawyer!

Here Shamu are the new proposed conferences: Proposed NHL RealignmentConference A Anaheim Calgary Colorado Edmonton Los Angeles Phoenix San Jose Vancouver Conference B Chicago Columbus Dallas Detroit Minnesota Nashville St. Louis Winnipeg Conference C Boston Buffalo Florida Montreal Ottawa Tampa Bay Toronto Conference D Carolina New Jersey NY Islanders NY Rangers Philadelphia Pittsburgh Washington

1 min to go,pull the goalie score,tie game,17seconds later score, Hawks win the cup.Just fucking wild Hemps.I guess now you can change that little quote under your avatar.Not so shitty now.They'll be coming home to a giant parade with one of the largest trophies in sports I believe.

aaPrevious StoryNext StoryArticle rank 25 Jun 2013 The Windsor StarBILL GRAVELAND AND JENNIFER GRAHAMThe Associated Press $1B for 1st phase of Alberta relief Displaced get debit cards The Alberta government made the first billion- dollar ante Monday in a flood recovery effort that by all accounts will carry a staggering final tab. JEFF McINTOSH/The Canadian Press Clean-up crews were hard at work getting the Calgary Stampede grounds ready in Calgary on Monday after heavy rains caused flooding, closed roads, and forced evacuations across southern Alberta. Calgary Stampede officials say the 2013 event is a go. As thousands heaved soggy furniture, muddy carpets and mushy drywall into Dumpsters and thousands more waited in shelters for the all clear to return home, the province approved an initial $1 billion to kick-start flood recovery. “We are going to do — please listen to my words — whatever it takes to get everyone back to a place where they can continue to live their lives,” Premier Alison Redford said. The government will provide pre- loaded debit cards to displaced residents to help with their immediate housing needs and day-to-day purchases. Those who qualify will receive $1,250 per adult and $500 per child. Redford beat back fiscal critics before they had a chance to strike, saying the provincial budget will not be balanced next year as planned. “It is going to affect the budget and I will say right now, because someone is going to ask the question, ‘Are we sticking to the plan to balance the budget?’ No, we’re not,” she said. Torrential rain last week filled up creeks and rivers that were unable to contain so much water in such a short time and surged over their banks to inundate communities throughout much of southern Alberta. Redford’s announcement came at the same time Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi said almost all of the 75,000 who had to flee high water from the Bow and Elbow rivers last week could go back. The hum of gas- powered pumps filled the streets as homeowners removed water from basements filled to the floor joists. Giant garbage bins placed in neighbourhoods quickly filled up. The city waived fees to enter the landfill. Damage estimates so far have only been speculative. A preliminary report from BMO analyst Tom MacKinnon said it could be in the realm of $3 billion to $5 billion. Hirsch cautioned that his estimate was not a scientific one and was based solely on how much larger this flood was. Nenshi wasn’t guessing. “My best estimate on the total damage hasn’t changed,” said Nenshi. “It’s lots and lots and lots.” Federal Immigration Minister Jason Kenney, whose home is in Calgary, wouldn’t guess either. “We’re still in a state of emergency in 23 communities,” he said. “Our focus is not the calculation of formulas and hypothetical figures. That will become clear in due course.” Nenshi welcomed the provincial money. “It’s a wonderful start,” he said. “We appreciate it and I could speculate, but I suspect that number will have to go higher.” While Calgary recovered, only a small number of the 10,000 evacuees in Medicine Hat were allowed back, even though the South Saskatchewan River crested Monday morning. Officials say the rest won’t be allowed back until their homes are inspected, and if they are flooded, it will be even longer. Water that had submerged streets and surrounded homes and businesses was slowly receding. But Ron Robinson, director of emergency measures, warned that protective barriers continued to be “bombarded” by the high and fastmoving river. About 1,000 homes were hit by high water. About 1,500 people were registered at the city’s emergency centre and accommodation had been provided for about 600. Mayor Norm Boucher said it would be at least several days before the city would be “more mobile.”

Well I hope for the people who are going to the >XI< Fest receive theirs on time,myself I have all the previous versions,I'll just have to decide which ones to bring along.

Wow! TecHnOBoY,you are one talented guy with horses and also computers.You are an IDIOT with brains and talent which makes you dangerous.LOL

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!” "What?" said her Grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!”

Looks just like a BF3 game.Just newer vehicles.But does look good just like almost all newer games.One thing for me it's not a 1st person shooter.

Well I live in a city and can't have a pony.you are so lucky Techno.Now what do you do just look at them?

I'll probably get it.

I'm happy.

Thanks LaBob.

Ray Davie’s is absolutely compelling — he was the guitarist who, age 16, on You Really Got Me gave the world the powerchords soon copied by the Who and everybody else; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-xxG_Huj5g

Cause you don't sound like you learned to spell and on the test you pronounced the vowels like you were taught in school.But when I hear you talk on the servers you sound like a Southern Belle which is nice to hear once in a while.But some of you's wholey moley you really have that southern drawl and twang.But I have the Canadian Eh!

Nice job Kline Hexe,take care of that Doctor Bakke.Now go for 20 more years.

I'm gettin' old,but I like my music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uRBTVSROhI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzcF0v1eOE&list=RD02XWN65nAkk20

This guy is too much.He always uses animals in his comic strip.