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Subject: Mind game - 98% THIS ONE YOU HAVE TO DO …….BUT NO CHEATING!! MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something). Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together Now subtract 5 Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=B, 3=c,etc.) Think of a country that starts with that letter Remember the last letter of the name of that country Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter Remember the last letter in the name of that animal Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise. Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending on to others.. Forward it to people you know so they can find out if they are usual or unusual..

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend Is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet ,I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' KEEP READING ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, And still be afraid of a spider. LOTS MORE TO ENJOY...KEEP SCROLLING DOWN FOR A WHILE. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it? LOTS MORE TO LAUGH AT... CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco And some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... So does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!) KEEP ON READING . WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and Neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they Passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' MORE AND MORE YET TO ENJOY. WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to Repeat everything to men.... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' KEEP ON GOING. CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you ! SCROLL DOWN SOME MORE... WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who Should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me..' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS' YEP, THERE IS SOME MORE... The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

I got my package 2 days ago.But no-one wants to take a pic.Tenneals came in also.Ours were maroon coloured.

So that's what you say when you cut me.LOL

Very good,worth sharing Keg,thanks M8

That's Crysis2 BlackCat.The game is at least 2years old,good deal though and a few of us here have it.

Good Newfie jokes Last ColdBeer,never heard the 1st 2,I've heard the potato one.It's one of my favorites.

The Jewish E L B O W A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who Is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, Push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is On the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get Out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons With my elbow? .........." "What . . . .. ... You coming empty handed?" _______________________________________________ Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down Through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome Plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me Your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say "Time's up?" ___________________________________________________________________________ Irish blonde... An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars In a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled The dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings And her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb..... But all men...are men!

No,what we should do is rent it for next years >XI< Fest all we have to do is raise $100,000.00.If 30 of us go only about $3,000.00.Start saving.I could only imagine,but if I ever win one of those $50,000,000.00 lotteries I'll invite a bunch of you and I'll make DeeJayKeg the captain.He has long boat experience,that's why I chose him.LOL."Dream On" Aerosmith sang.

I'm with Johnny Quest,been smoking for 40 years daily,raised a family,still laugh and smile.Just wish I had a place to grow it like JQ.Liked your story about the old man.Maybe by the time I reach 86 I'll be able to grow it in Ontario.Only 24 years to wait LOL.

Sorry SOB,nice song you chose for him.I had that LP - Every Picture Tells a Story I think it was 1971.The main thing is ,he was your friend since the age of 15 and you thought about him.Bless his and your soul, mate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pl6vBxTTko

20 to 60= 40 year span,I don't think I've missed more than a day of being without.I still have the same wife(non toker),only missed work when I broke my wrist other than that I was at work daily, only late twice in 31 years.I don't see the problem with weed,I also drink a lot.I just seem to not let these crutches interfere with my life or mind.But booze does seem to make you wobble a lot more.Then again I didn't smoke till I was 19 or 20,but I did drink before and with that came the spins sometimes and then the barf.I preferred to smoke and laugh.Much more relaxing to me.But I guess(I know and seen them) weed is not for everyone.Couple tokes and they're in la la land. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWs1-NEV9O0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDlm0UqwNbA

No problem with STEAM over here Cheese,I've bought 26 games for myself and gifted quite a few also,not a single problem.I think it's great.I also use Origin without any problems.The people that hate it are people that don't really know what they are doing I guess.

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell him you have a headache."

I know what a MILF is.

I see now,there is a misprint in the headlines.You're one bright and observant cookie DeeJay.And here I went straining my eyes to read that.LOL

Just cartoons for now too many shows to list,we had a TV(black&white of course) since 1953,but Soupy Sales was a favorite around here at the time.Lost in Space was another.

Too hard to see and read PigDog.

Happy Birthday LittleToot.

See iEvil,now which story is true?Everybody wants to balame the other guy.I don't know myself,that story I posted came from my paper.

He grew a few inches from (pic taken at 7am EST) I'm not sure by how much but when I came back from the dog park I took pics of his family again.His wife must of been baking the chocolate chip cookies that he loves so much. Someone should paint a face on each one of the mushrooms,they won't need hair as he shaves it clean,maybe little dots like Sluggo had on the Nancy comic strip.I've got a photo shop prg. but not very familiar with it.Mazda always calls Q-Ball dick-head as a joke.