JohnnyDos

Be more gentle SOB,maybe he should try these:

A Great Lesson on Stress A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz. She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on." "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced. So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow. 1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12 * The second mouse gets the cheese. 13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. 16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. 17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box. 18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY 20 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*

Just awesome for me.Nice and thanks.

Ha!check out DECEMBER.See I know how to fuck and also how to fuck you guys up and how to get fucked up.

Happy Birthday Q-Ball.Don't get to blasted like last week.Ah go ahead, it might be the only way I can kill you a bit.

What's the French Blockage all about ? Baguette's?

You've got one fucked up eye now,the doctor didn't want you to risk getting an infection in the other brown eye you have.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XR1vduGREU

Post them LandShark.Here's one

Post the tunes LandShark.Here's one for youEnjoying some George Harrison and the Traveling Wilburys. Great collection of musicians.

They said "The reason the date was wrong is because the recorder had it's battery reset recently." all you had to do is scroll down to read this.

Aye,Aye Captain.BTW I've had conjunctivitis SOB.Good news you will be cured but you will get a lot of sand seeping from your eye and that is why it is closed,try not to rub the eye.As far as your colonoscopy goes,you can't see out of that eye anyways,so tough shit.LOL You'll be alright they'll give you some drops for the real eye.

A little Mick Ronson RIP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgE87p1QoQw David Bowie and Mick Ronson team up one last time here for this smokin' rendition of Bob Dylan's Like A Rolling Stone. From Mick's 1994 posthumous album Heaven & Hull.

I received this from a friend today: Please share this with all those who have Canadian cell phone. I thought you might appreciate receiving this information. Thought this was good info from the Gov't of Canada ....if you have a cell phone, or know someone who has. REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month. REMINDER..... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls. .... YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS!! To prevent this, go to the following web-site for Canadian Telephone Numbers: http://www.lnnte-dncl.gc.ca/ and then click on English (or French) & then on "check my registration." Then click on "extend my registration". It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON. It takes about 20 seconds.

Okay.........here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working. Which one do you think is the blonde? Scroll down.... Amazing I did not see it before.. The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up. That's OK I did not Pass the test EITHER!!!!

Try it ... you won ’ t believe it until you do ...

Happy Birthday Ping Lo,have a great day and I'll buy you a drink at the fest.

It would be nice Caper,but our US members would find it very pricey over here.The rooms and the booze way overpriced compared to their prices.then don't forget about fuel.

Origin has the game on for $29.If you decide to buy it,make sure you can run it on your machine.http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/ Also if you do not want to use Java Try our manual installer. This manual installer does not use Java and your browser will not block the installation. Click here to try the manual installer. If this method is successful, you will only have to do it once. The above is what I use.No Java for me.

I guess she wanted her bra back.LOL

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OH NO!!

Like "you can't see the forest cause of the trees" I can't see the bar cause of the boobs.BTW way to big for that lady.Surprised she doesn't topple over.