Now don't get upset cause I am Italian, actually was born there.Only lived there 6 months though,so be tough and don't get offended,in fact have a chuckle on me.Thanks
They took a while, but here they are!!!!!!
1. How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
2. What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
3. What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
4. The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's
last hooker.
5. What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
6. Did you hear they’ve exonerated the captain of the Italian cruise ship? He suffers from premature
evacuation.