JohnnyDos

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, Pop Pop, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit, pecker head or son of a bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."

LOM,they have underwear to stop this:https://shreddiesusa.com/

Happy Birthday T-Rat

Love the phase shifting,Like the Small Faces did on Itchycoo Park This whole album just hearing Dickey Betts and Duane Allman go back in forth is incredible !

I liked them Olive,very nice show.The tower makes a nice place to launch fireworks so the whole city can see them,Tres Bien.

You forgot this one when he was in Cream:Very long Then I think he might have sang in this one by Cream,very English sounds like a song that would be sung in a pub: This one I know he sang: Is this similar to what you wanted me to watch SOB? Now you got me all excited, one of my favorite all time bands,Those were the days. Best time ever to be young. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_cC83VTnc

Melinda was mine 'til the time that I found her Holdin' Jim And lovin' him Then Sue came along, loved me strong, that's what I thought But me and Sue, That died, too. Don't know that I will but until I can find me A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me I'll be what I am A solitary man A solitary man A solitary man I've had it to here - being where love's a small world A part time thing A paper ring I know it's been done havin' one girl who loves you Right or wrong Weak or strong Don't know that I will but until I can find me A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me I'll be what I am A solitary man A solitary man A solitary man Don't know that I will but until I can find me A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me I'll be what I am A solitary man A solitary man

Got a couple also.

HXTR the light is gone.

That's the guys SOB,really wasn't a big fan of theirs but I do remember the songs,

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know; this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"

I remember that Pete,that was so neat to look at your bones in your feet.I remember doing it myself when buying shoes with my parents,I think that stopped in the late 50's.

Happy Birthday NoEars.

HXTR might like this one

Actually came from a FACEBOOK photo from a guy that lives in FInland.

GeForce,you have to be wearing an official >XI< T-Shirt to get more pics,I might fix you up when the >XI< store puts them up for sale again.

SOB I watch this show when I can.it's called the Big Picture.You can find a bunch of episodes on You Tube.Here is one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-ypaZ_Ojg

Got it now SOB and I'm not to worried about $20,I'm not going to go broke and I'm not a tight wad.

Oh man the mouth is ready for a BJ.LOL

Oh man the mouth is read for a BJ.LOL

Just like they really did in the 1st. WW.I'll probably pick it up it's only $7 more on STEAM ($24 Cdn)