JohnnyDos

Not here SOB and Hellkid,now when SOB says "I wonder if all my games will work" he means about 60 games not 4 or 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHTFXRJ8mcM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E8SD-nzXOM Scary if it is TRUE!

Me on BF4.

HXTR is meeting up with this thing for coffee on Saturday afternoon: Now I've just been informed that SOB is being overwhelmed with clients.good for you SOB.

SOB's neighbour,it's his first client since he started.

Don't worry Rugger,a few of Panthers cookies and you'll bring yourself down to their level and you know what,you'll have a blast and won't even care.Plus these are Gluten Free Peanut Butter Marihuana Cookies. LOL

Happy Birthday Dirk Diggler.Is this true what I read: Dirk Diggler, a well-endowed male porn star who just got back from the Philippines.

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar. They're staring at another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. When he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of a amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go the man's eyes widen with shock. "Strewth, mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!" Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus. The Newfie shouts, "Don't touch me, I'm on Workers Compensation!"

Funny SOB.I vapourized them all.LOL

A new phenomenon called E-MOONING We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: means a smile and is a frown. Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass You have just been e-mooned! Send This to 5 people within the next hour and You will be blessed with people laughing Their asses off At your e-mail.

Newfie Math Test A Newfie wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Newfie says? "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks."Have you ain't got no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says the Newfie. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Newfie stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree... "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?""Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree.Dat makes 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Newfie , so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Newfie stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go 100" The boss looks at it and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Newfie leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So, now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes 100" .

Welcome Reflex,and I see you played MOHAA,did you ever play MOHAA Spearhead or Breakthrough?

The Hypnotist at a Senior Home It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket, a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch." said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations." said Claude. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch." The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. They were hypnotized. And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!! The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact" "SHIT!" said Claude. It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizen's Center, and Claude was never invited there again.

Then there is this to help out.

Cause you know the tune is the theme for this right:

I don't use the share link,here is 7Toes song and one more I picked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmC1z0T8erc Works for me Mot.I even re-posted yours.I copy the address at the top of where it says www. and just paste it.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

65 Years Ago PRICELESS ... A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.' She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later a black car pulled up in front of her house. A large man got out, knocked on her door, and said, "Ma'am, the president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your entry. So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000, even though we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!" He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall. Here it is: True story!