JohnnyDos

Olive,your shots are amazing,you seem to know where to stand for the shot.Beauties all of them.

So, I was walking through the mall in Chicago and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

That's why I don't get into arguments with the wife,I don't hear her plus the 31years in the factory before they made earplugs a mandatory requirement,when they started testing everyone in the metal shop they found out most of us had some hearing loss,plus most of us wore Walkmen at that time for music which had to be turned up very loud so we could hear it over the clanking metal and presses.Then don't forget all those rock concerts.

This is what this older man gets:

great tune...brings back lots of memories How did we go from this to Justin Bieber in 40 short years?

Me & Tenneal got ours this morning,nice shirt,I like it.

Everyone needs to know all this. And even if you don't.... you'll want to. Very interesting for sure.... We older people need to learn something new every day ... Just to keep the grey matter tuned up. Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history. They used to use urine to tan animal skins - so families used to all pee in a pot. And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery ... If you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot ... They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low. The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it - think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500's Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May .. And they still smelled pretty good by June .. However - since they were starting to smell - brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water .. Then all the other sons and men - then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying - "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!" Houses had thatched roofs - thick straw-piled high - with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm - so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying - "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings Could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence - a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying - "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery In the winter when wet - so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing ... As the winter wore on - they added more thresh until - when you opened the door - It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence - a thresh hold. (Getting quite an education - aren't you?) In those old days - they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables And did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner - leaving leftovers In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot - peas porridge cold - peas porridge in the pot nine days old." Sometimes they could obtain pork - which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over - they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could - "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests And would all sit around and chew the fat. Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food - causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes - so for the next 400 years or so - tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status .. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf - the family got the middle - and guests got the top - or the upper crust. Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days .. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom - holding a wake. England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house - and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins - 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse - lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell – thus - someone could be -saved by the bell - or was considered - a dead ringer. And that's the truth. Now - whoever said history was boring ... So get out there and educate someone .. Share these facts with a friend. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering - "What the heck happened?" We'll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends. Smile - it gives your face something to do ..

Hydrogen or Helium filled?Wonder if a zeppelin would hold it up better?

You like the mod with the Dildo in place of the knife didn't you SOB.You know the one Ricko tried to shove up your poop shute.LOL.That was funny to see that,wonder what else that mod had in store?

Too much work and eggs + beans makes for your dogs Monty Farts SOB,no wonder they drive you out of the room.LOL

That stuff fucks up my sugar SOB,but I do have a piece of Aero Bar once in a while.

Where in Lake Eire Storm Crow?I used to fish that lake regularly,from Colchester Harbour to Point Pele and the Wheatley area for rainbow also,you should see the smallmouth there in that lake in the fall,just have to go a few hundred yards off shore.

Just got my drivers for AMD card and I tried Far Cry 4 and WOW! I am very impressed with the graphics,best I've seen.W10 is cool,at least for me.All my stuff seems to be fine.Thanks

These two:

All done,installed and looking good.

The Original:Peter Green playing "The Greeny" 59 Les Paul A Cover from the Detroit band's debut album " The Rockets"-1979-RSO Records(Not a bad cover, but I still prefer Peter Green's original from 1969.)

Retired Husband After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse and leaves me with endless time to fill. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart: Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." (This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a "Code 3.") August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. August 15: Set up a tent in the Camping Department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the Bedding Department, to which twenty children obliged. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" EMT's were called. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. September 10: While handling guns in the Hunting Department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme song. October 6: In the Auto Department, he practiced his "Madonna Look" using different sizes of funnels. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" October 27: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked, "Where is the fitting room?" And last, but not least: November 8: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here." One of the clerks passed out.