I took My dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. (he's 66) We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! in classic style he responded without batting an eye "Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."