Dark Asylumn

omg you bought a new drive b4 you tried a new cable. you deserve those tags

Ricko adult server ??? fuk yoooooooooooooooooo ye post whoring lol who needs glasses now me or you!!! but you need spell check lol

PrPleKusH Indeed we run adult servers. Which doesnt mean Adult mentality... because most of us dont have that capability. Adult means we can say or do anything within the boudns of the onyl two rules we have. No racist remarks and no Personal attacks. anything inbetween is fair play... i say dont be so butt hurt and just play. If i posted everytime dogg slanderd me.. id have triple my posts !!! hahah hey theres an idear, you should start doing that you fuckin whore

chile you are just a complete fkn whore in everything from post to medals, to giving head. we all can be that big of a whore

i click everything but yes it like the fkrs on you tube, put a great title and then nothing happens pisses me off you bitches

it takes a big idiot to admit they shit themself wtg title and wat to stink those snobish bitches out, shit on them literally

thats ollie and thats a wicked street to climb sober lol

well I was in scotland for 6 months and I love the chippies they were freakin awesome, and Caper thats the going rate get your chippies filling the newspaper and then a plandk of fish over that. like the taco bell comercial its good to go

welcome to half a whore club prp now get busy and become a full fledged whore lol

mice pic shadow and 2cutesue I love your fuckin sig.

whats wrong with u credit you got it backwards lol

nice

holy shit rick did you write that song

welcome to the clan dont drink all of beer, we're sorry we cant come to the phone right now we had a panda escape one of the cages and raped one of the penguins we are cleaning up the mess please leave a message after the beep BEEP......................................

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs 2010 Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.. 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with a school buddy that has a headache also. 2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1957 - Ants die. 2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!

thank you my dad sends me a good email every now and then lol.

Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. 'Ya, shure, I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??' 'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.' 'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.. 'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole. 'Could I see him?' Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?' 'Yes, I will,' says the Genie. So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying directly overhead... Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!' Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

a hologram decoy now thats freakin awesome and at least it finally has a release date

All I want to say to our members, remember it isnt what they give away, it the fact that they are willing to give away SOMETHING. I mean not everyone can be as generous as the XI family, and that is what makes us special, we pour our hearts into these servers and site. Please do not say anything else degratory about the prize. It makes us look snobish, and rude. Thank you IED for posting this up. and it IS 5 cards

yeah it is sometimes better for a mediocre (sp) player to have high ping as it "cloaks" their movement alittle as wiz said thay arent where they were 300ms ago but it hasnt updated yet. and then if you get a bunny hopping high pinger good god lol

copy the direct link pigdog and then insert image and paste the direct link in the space provided

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Lady I'm 94 years old DA Will you tell us in your own words what happened the night of April 1st? Lady There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening when a young man comes creeping up and sat down next to me DA Did you know him? Lady No, but he was friendly DA What happened after he sat down Lady He rubbed my thigh Da Did you stop him? Lady No DA Why Not? Lady No one's touched me since my albert died DA What happened next? Lady He began to rub my breasts! DA Did you stop him then? Lady No DA Why not? Lady It made me feel alive and excited. I havent felt like that in years DA Then What? Lady Well by then I was all spicy and I laid down & told him to take me... Take Me Now!!!!! DA Did He take you? Lady Hell No!!He just yelled, "April Fool's" and thats when I shot the bastard!!!!!

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priceless response "The Sunday Times and other media stories on Medal of Honor contain inaccuracies," he added. "For one, Medal of Honor does not allow players to kill British soldiers. British troops do not feature in the game.” their whole basis "over reports that it allows players to kill British troops as Taliban soldiers" gotta love the protesters, just most of the time they get their facts right lol

love it