Joe Canadian

Lol great post

Lol fu beech

When I go to a public washroom I have no problem finding my wiener to do pee pee. I guess that's because I am slim, fit and well endo..... lol. I went to the washroom this morning and there was a huge guy who was having a hard time locating his. I guess he couldn't see it or feel it so he has grunting for a while. Not sure what happened at the end as I left the bathroom but I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up wetting his pants. Does anyone here have this kind of problem? I was going to say @@TBB and even @@hxtr but I just remembered they sit to pee haha

Actually I would like to rectify my statement @Painsponge is just a generic, Walmart type, classless bitch

You're a post slut, just like @@PimpedOutPete and @Painsponge lol

Stay away you pervert lol

What kind of paint would you guys recommend to get a textured ceiling?

Long story. I was looking for something sturdier than drywall since my son likes to practice his slap shot in the basement and make wholes everywhere. Sound proofing and durability were another two considerations. An extremely friendly dude at Home Depot told me my best bet would be using osb and painting it. The short answer is I'm a real idiot, but hey I have fixed the problem; -)

Great looking basement @@TBB. I can picture the Bamboo room dividers and the Nuru massage inflatable plastic matresses lol. Good luck, hope I get a free pass when you open up . Great investment haha

Hxtr used to follow the Mayan calendar and went into hiding for 6 months in 2012. He believes in doomsday prophecies and that kinda stuff. He once had a dog called "Nostra-anus". I wouldn't worry that much. He probably smoked too much pot and read somewhere that you can predict the future reading tea leaves I bet you went to 711 and got a bottle of ice tea and panicked lol. I love you @@hxtr.

@@hxtr is a Rothsclhildish

I've got a question

Pricelist at hxtr's brand new whore house: Generic sex: (hxtr or helltigris) $3.50 ( hxtr is currently not offering anything from a rear end perspective due to nasty hemorrhoids, helltigris is more than willing) Sex with hxtr's vice (must bring own unsalted butter to avoid rust) :$175.45 Banging galore: both hxtr and helltigris doing things on you $6.25 Nuru massage, featuring hxtr and helltigris: $6.45 NO TAX Foursome: you, hxtr, helltigris, and their gay cat: $ 6.95 (must bring cat food for price to be honored) Food and refreshments: Pinto Bean chilli with white rice: $ 23.55 (brown rice add $25) Kangen Water (glass) $16.75 Fucked up Steak covered in ketchup (please check availablity before ordering): $ 5 plain ( ketchup please add $27) $ $32 Margaritas: $2.50 Local and in imported beers: $3.25 Please book in advance.

Shit I hope that is hxtrs address, I've got a bottle of good canadian ketchup ready to be shipped his way

@@TBB is not available for comment at the moment. He has locked himself in a bathroom to milk his prostate haha

Classless missing sluts sounds great, but I see your music more like a romantic fusion of Beyonce, Rihanna, Sinead O'Connor and Sia. Lots of drama, tears and ripped panties when you make video clips. Some lesbian kissing might work too haha

Thank you Stinger, you are absolutely right. PL premium is LePage adhesive stuff, right? Cheers

Thanks for the tips @@hxtr, would you like to open a home renovation business with me? My work is always over budget (the government likes to call it "cost overruns",) late and way overdue. Maybe you could help entertaining my customers while i finish my projects lol

I like your sig Budman. I am going to edit the names and shit and make it my own. I am 741 posts your senior haha

Congrats Budman, put that on you resume haha. DO NOT bite @@TBB, repeat DO NOT bite him, he doesn't taste good and he will bite back. Thanks for the tip @@hxtr

Are you interested in giving or receiving?

Classless missing sluts sounds a lot better haha

Best rotary dial phone selfie ever if you ask me, they must look a lot better in person... Well....maybe not, hxtr buys his make up at the contractors section at Home Depot. Not sure what shit he uses, but he looks like a Texan Madama Butterfly all the time.

Did you manage to read the whole thing? haha, spinpuppy rocks. He must be a Canadian dude

No, no @hxtrr, Is Monica Lewinsky your real name? I just need a 2' x 2' piece, so I could incriminate @@PimpedOutPete and collect the insurance lol. Leave Bama alone for g sake, he has to provide for Pokemon Jr, show some respect!! BTW, I'm not sure how we ended up talking about Pete, Bama and Monica. This post is supposed to be about my basement project haha. I'm not complaining, just saying, since my f PC is not working at the moment . :-)