tsw 8.5

QUICKIE IN THE BUSHES There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on it.' AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???

I'am so old i remember when mobiedick was just a minnow .and that's old

like it was said before that when the last maps came out the game would go down hill just like BF3 ..but some people just don't get that ..and i for 1 stopped playing the game for more then that reason ..it was just not going to be fixed the way it should have been from the start ..and as for admins getting the server going that was the way it was back when the new games came out ..now you just don't have the same people trying to get the servers going admins or just players ..and hardline will not make it too long and it will be over too..just my opinion ..good luck boy's ..

i am so old i can remember when the dead sea was just sick...

that was a good one ..

As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new doctor. My family doctor recently referred me to a just-out-of-medical-school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably built. She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you. you idiot

3 men that rocked the 70's and still do ..seen them in 76 and that was one of the best concerts i have ever seen ,,but then some people were not even thought of at the time ..and hammer we though you were too but your still here ..just not as rich as ZZ TOP...1 great group of guys ..

about time you idiot

any thing to have some fun and posting bullshit is fun right hxtr here you go

welcome to the club

happy birthday cuz ..you old fart

hope you had a great day bill..