tsw 8.5

we don't need no stinking dog tags..they make the game right ..fuck dog tags ..kill them all and just take the tags...

Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said; “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.” Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, “Sister Mary you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.” Sister Mary said, “Hard bed.” “I'm sorry to hear that,” the Priest said, “We will get you a better bed.” After another 5 years, Sister Mary was summoned by the Priest. “You may say another two words, Sister Mary.” “Cold food,” said Sister Mary, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary in to his office. “You may say two words today. “I quit,” said Sister Mary “It's probably best,” said the Priest, “You've done nothing but complain since you got here.

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do. "Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time." They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while. Homer came back to the doctor's office. "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?" "Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again." "Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc. "I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."

and here i thought you could make anything good work..then i am a idiot so what the fuck ..good luck with this ..

work's for me

great job back strap rapped in bacon

i like this one ..

thanks bud ..the card got here fast ..had it in and working for 3 days now ..works great ...

if only BF4 played like that it would be great ..love the blood and body parts flying ..

you want the ladder stuck up your what ...Damit man

now did you see a lawnmower in any of them ..

https://www.youtube.com/embed/78RrsepkQKA?rel=0

that is a really dumb thing to ask me ..i could eat that for days and never starve .i will fix the elevator .when my tongue falls off ..

i know your old ..but this is the one i will take