Llama met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? he asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As his mind began to embrace the idea, he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.' They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'
They went back to her place. They walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'