Lets have a laugh.....Was the night before christmas

[baldie]

THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO START A THREAD TO PUT A SMILE ON PEOPLES FACES... If I remember rightly this was done last year and turned out to be a scream.

The Rules.... You must at least try and make it Rhyme   (I changed this to make it easier)

 

It was the night Before Christmas........

 

                                                                   When all through XI...

[baldie]

Not an Idiot was Stiring

not even T-Mouse

 Arriens Stockings were hung by the Chimney with care

In hopes that St Rugger Soon would be there

 

The Idiots were nestled all snug in their beds

With visions of Freeze tag and Black Ops in there Heads

 Blackwiddow & Wildthing in their night cap

Had just settled down for a long winters nap

 

(Thought I would get it all started lets see what else you guy's come up with)

 

[baldie]

It was the night Before Christmas. When all through XI...

Not an Idiot was Stiring

not even T-Mouse

 Arriens Stockings were hung by the Chimney with care

In hopes that St Rugger Soon would be there

 

The Idiots were nestled all snug in their beds

With visions of Freeze tag and Black Ops in there Heads

 Blackwiddow & Wildthing in their night cap

Had just settled down for a long winters nap

 

When out on the lawn There arose such a clatter

Ricko tripped my Claymore and was gone with a Splatter

 

(Thought I would get it all started lets see what else you guy's come up with)

 

[HarryWeezer]

When out in the back yard they heard such a clatter;

They thought old St. Rugger had fallen off his ladder;

They ran to the window, without lifting the sash;

It took eighteen stitches to sew up the gash;

When what to their bloodshot eyes should appear;

But Rugger's old Ford, with a bad steering gear;

He bounced off of a tree, and into a wall;

And knocked the front porch;

To the back of the hall.

 

[Ph4nt0m]

On hearing the noise Mal walks out in her nightdress,

and promptly vomits on seeing the mess

 

With bloodspatter everywhere cause'o the damn claymore

She turns and she runs and she heads for the door .....

 

(Dammit, i need to type faster)

[baldie]

More rapid than Eagles His admin's they came;

He whistled and shouted and called them by name;

Now Diggler, now Noddy now Phantom and Dragon;

On Wizid on Dawgy on Gorrilla and on Cygon

 

They picked him up quick and with a flash they were gone

But upset PrPleKush when they did steal his good Bong

 

 

(Me too lol)

[baldie]

Now Bud showed up with his cans at his side ;

Looking at Mal with his eyes big and wide ;

But Kilroy saw this and got quite Frustrated ;

because half of XI had now Masturbated ;

At the vision of Mal stood there in her nightie

 

[baldie]

And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof

Rugger and admins were acting aloof

With nades and crossbows and ammo Galore

They proceded to mame to kill and to gore

with the carnage they caused therir score it did Rocket

BUT HANG ON IN THEIR IS THAT A BIG GUN IN KILROYS FRONT POCKET

 

Wildthing by now had come on the scene with Zoe and Belle and Pink looking mean

With nades in their hands and Bra's at the ready

The boy's fell from the roof like falling confetti