3rdCdnInfty Posted November 25, 2010 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted November 25, 2010 Santa was pissed, it was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the damn cookies agian, dumb bitch. The elves were complaining about getting paid shit for making toys, fucking elves. The reindeer were all high and jamming out to some tunes all afternoon and to make things worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious, I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours- all of my reindeer are high as fuck, the elves are being bitches and I don't even have a fucking Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, that little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" Santa smiled at the little angle and thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........ Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted November 25, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2010 lmao Awards
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