deerejon Posted April 4, 2011 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 4, 2011 Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo? How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted April 5, 2011 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted April 6, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 6, 2011 Why are there interstates in Hawaii? If toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens when you strap a piece of toast to a cat and drop it? Have you ever heard someone say "That's the best thing since sliced bread"? Well, what was the best thing before sliced bread? Why is it called a TV "set" if there's only one? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Why is it whether you sit down or sit up, the results are the same? Why is it called a "building" when it's already built? Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? How can you "draw a blank"? Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllable"? Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? Why are stadium seating areas called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is it when two planes almost collide it's called a 'near miss'. Shouldn't it be called a 'near hit'? Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see it to read it. Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing? Ever notice that PRICE and WORTH mean about the same thing, but priceless and worthless are opposites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted April 6, 2011 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 6, 2011 LOL... Ok...you got allot of the ones I was pondering but here a few more... Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there? Why don't more physics win the lottery...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PnBear Posted April 6, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted April 6, 2011 What if ? was no matter where you go, there you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Darth Yoda Posted April 7, 2011 Member ID: 934 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 19 Topic Count: 131 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 832 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 137 Achievement Points: 5656 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 19, 2014 Birthday: 08/16/1960 Share Posted April 7, 2011 If man can't live without a liver...........can he die without a dier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Yoda Posted April 7, 2011 Member ID: 934 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 19 Topic Count: 131 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 832 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 137 Achievement Points: 5656 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 19, 2014 Birthday: 08/16/1960 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Do blind people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TE_Jackal Posted April 7, 2011 Member ID: 372 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 70 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 482 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 09/13/1967 Share Posted April 7, 2011 why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothpick Posted April 7, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted April 7, 2011 NickTheGrip Why are there interstates in Hawaii? To move your boat around If toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens when you strap a piece of toast to a cat and drop it? Anti-gravity field Have you ever heard someone say "That's the best thing since sliced bread"? Well, what was the best thing before sliced bread? Just regular bread Why is it called a TV "set" if there's only one? To make it look big Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Because your feet stink and your nose is trying to cover it with slimes Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? To confuse us idiots Why is it whether you sit down or sit up, the results are the same? Just a different pose Why is it called a "building" when it's already built? To get people to ponder about Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Because they "ment" to build them apart How can you "draw a blank"? Just say it's a painting of a cow in a field which ate all the grass Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllable"? Well to scare people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? Since they are so tough Why are stadium seating areas called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Because in the football (the real football not that american type thingie) games people allways stand up on their seat to make a better ambient Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Since nobody ever has used the term slow up in my prescence Why is it when two planes almost collide it's called a 'near miss'. Shouldn't it be called a 'near hit'? It depends if they where planning on hitting eachother or just pass by real close Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see it to read it. To help blondes install the lightswitches Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing? Just a marketingscam for the gamblers Ever notice that PRICE and WORTH mean about the same thing, but priceless and worthless are opposites? Hey you don't need to bitter about everything And btw do workers at the tea-factory have coffeebreaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerejon Posted April 7, 2011 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Toothpick Posted April 7, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted April 7, 2011 you know why a fart stinks? so that the deaf can also enjoy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unchileno Posted April 7, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 7, 2011 Why you don't Take shit from anybody..But you take shit your self? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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