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ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~Eventually you will reach apoint when you stop lyingabout yourage and start bragging about it. 

Second ~ The older we get, the fewerthings seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn backtheir odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look thisway.  I've traveled a long way, and some of theroads weren't paved. 

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied andwould like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. 

Fifth ~ You know you are getting oldwhen everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over thehill without getting to the top. 

Seventh ~ One of the many things no onetells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young. 

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening tosee how splendid the day has been. 

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, butbeing old is comfortable. 

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed andbeat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's calledgolf. 

And, finally ~ If you don't learn tolaugh at trouble, uou won't have anything to laugh at when you'reold.



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Shamu - Growing Old

 

And, finally ~ If you don't learn tolaugh at trouble, uou won't have anything to laugh at when you'reold.

damn I was going to post on many lines here. but his one made me think. I know I am doing right even though i know I am doing wrong. F-it. Lets learn to laugh.

 

Thanks Shamu.... Xray said you were an Idiot.. now i agree.. hahahahahaha



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Thanks Shamu. I just wish that I didn't feel so old.



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Good points and true Shamu...Laughing



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I started to get really old. But my dick didn't work as well so I stopped doing that.


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