Joe Canadian Posted October 29, 2011 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted October 29, 2011 An illegal alien picks up a hooker "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do illegal alien style?" "No," she says. "I pay you $200 to do illegal alien style." "No," she says, not knowing what illegal alien style is. "I pay you $300." "No," she says. "I pay you $400." "No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do illegal alien style." She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoesfrom every part of the world. How bad could illegal alien style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.But that was ok. So, what exactly is illegal alien style?"The illegal alien replies, "You send bill to Government." Awards
Sun Tzu Posted October 29, 2011 Member ID: 542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 311 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1628 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 11299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 3, 2014 Birthday: 03/01/1975 Posted October 29, 2011 LMAO it will never get paid.
PimpedOutPete Posted October 29, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15030 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 29, 2011 Lol.. Only a Canadian would truely get that... Good one Joe.. Awards
hxtr Posted October 29, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted October 29, 2011 OMG.. hahahhahaha thats why Pete says get the money first. No that works here in the US as well. And we have way more then you guys.
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