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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

 

 

 

 

@ PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

 

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time

in a 6X6 cubicle /office.

 

@ PRISON

You get three meals a day fully paid for.

 

 

 

@ PRISON

You get FREE medical & dental work done

 

@ WORK

You get a break for one meal and

you have to pay for it.

 

 

@ WORK

You pay for medical insurance that may or may NOT cover the work you need done

 

@ PRISON

You get time off for good behavior.

 

@ WORK

You get more work for

good behavior.

 

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

 

@ WORK

You must often carry a security card

and open all the doors for yourself.

 

@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games.

 

@ WORK

You could get fired for watching

TV and playing games.

 

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet.

 

@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with

some people who pee on the seat.

 

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit.

 

@ WORK

You aren't even supposed to speak

to your family.

 

@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

 

@ WORK

You get to pay all your expenses to go

to work, and they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners.

 

@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

 

@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting

to get out and go inside bars.

 

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens.

 

@ WORK

They are called managers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!

 

Now get back to work.You're not getting paid to check your e-mails.



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I don't work nor am I in prison but I feel like I am everyday! I relate all to well to this! It is funny even tho I feel like I do! :)



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lol i liked that 1



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Posted

liberals and lawyers fucked it all up for the rest of us.


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