MTNMAN52 Posted April 9, 2012 Member ID: 247 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Posted April 9, 2012 Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. @ WORK You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle /office. @ PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for. @ PRISON You get FREE medical & dental work done @ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. @ WORK You pay for medical insurance that may or may NOT cover the work you need done @ PRISON You get time off for good behavior. @ WORK You get more work for good behavior. @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. @ WORK You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games. @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. @ PRISON You get your own toilet. @ WORK You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit. @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family. @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. @ WORK You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens. @ WORK They are called managers. THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE! Now get back to work.You're not getting paid to check your e-mails. BigPapaDean 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 9, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 9, 2012 I don't work nor am I in prison but I feel like I am everyday! I relate all to well to this! It is funny even tho I feel like I do! Awards
QueenCobra Posted April 9, 2012 Member ID: 2935 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 281 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 147 Achievement Points: 1857 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/28/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2015 Birthday: 07/19/1978 Posted April 9, 2012 lol i liked that 1
Damage_inc- Posted April 9, 2012 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted April 9, 2012 liberals and lawyers fucked it all up for the rest of us. Awards
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