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Nothing like aFord Truck.

 

 

New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...

 

 

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck

Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned to the dealer yesterday

 

Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

 

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.

 

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

 

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck ,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of The

United States

Damn I love this truck....



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The Only Good Thing About A Ford : At least they circled their problem LMAO



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used to be we made alot of money repairing them but honestly there no worse then anything else out there nowadays..



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