8 things you can do with Sperm

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I was in game last night and during my enjoyment getting owned by Alcee, A girl calls and tells me she is coming over. (She was drunk).  She wouldnt take NO for an answer and would not stay home, so I had no choice but to go over her house and prevent her from driving.  Sexually Fustrated, She jumped me all night.   I got the greatest head ever and I got complimented on how great my Sperm tasted!  Then I come across this article.  Very interesting read..

 

 

I will donate my sperm to anyone who is in need of its health Benifits. 

 

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Got Sperm?

 

     Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm

Sperm are single-purposed: They're optimized to get to an egg and
inseminate it. But that doesn't mean there isn't more to this cell than
meets the ovum. Sperm, along with its travelling companion, semen, are
surprisingly versatile and adaptable substances. Here are eight
unconventional things you can do with human sperm.

1. Skin softener

Sperm contains an anti-oxidant called spermine
that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with
acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a
Norwegian company called Bioforskning (you can't make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, spermine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125 Graceful Services.

2. Cooking

Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of semen-based recipes. The book description:

3. Painting

Artist Martin Von Ostrowski
is known for using bodily fluids as his paint mediums (including his
infamous portrait of Hitler made from his own excrement). Back in 2008, Von Ostrowski put out an exhibition
at the Gay Museum in Berlin in which he featured works painted with his
own semen. A single painting requires about 40 ejaculations, which,
given the size of the exhibition, suggests that he needed to ejaculate
at least 1,000 times. Impressive! Von Ostrowski is able to keep these
large quantities of sperm fresh by freezing it.

4. Invisible ink

Back during World War I, the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that semen could act as an effective invisible ink.
In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in
France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was
"making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University." Rumor at
the time had it that semen worked particularly well, and follow-up
studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection
(including iodine vapor). It was also readily available for any intrepid
secret service agent willing to make the sacrifice. The practice went
into use, but it was noted that on at least one occasion that an agent
had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of the "ink" when people
started noticing an unusual smell.

5. An anti-Depressant for women

Another
potential application for semen is its use as an anti-depressant. This
idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific
evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002
showed that women who were directly exposed to semen were less
depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on account of
mood-altering hormones in the semen being absorbed through the vagina —
and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientist didn't entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, "there's good in this goo":

6. Ovulation control

A recent study
at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in
semen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it's the
same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance, and survival of
nerve cells. As a result, it's very possible that semen acts as a
hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain
and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other
hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg.

7. Help with morning sickness

Okay, this is probably the last
thing a woman is thinking about when she's suffering through morning
sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member
of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition
and behavior, is suggesting that oral sex could serve as a kind of cure.
Gordon
theorizes that expectant women become ill and vomit because their
bodies are rejecting the sperm's genetic material as something foreign
and unfamiliar. His idea, which was presented at 2012 Northeastern Evolutionary Psychology Society,
suggests that women can build up their immunity by ingesting the sperm
of the baby's father. Gallup's conclusion is a bit hard to swallow, but
there's also a scientific study supporting the idea that oral sex can reduce the incidence of preeclampsia in pregnant women.

8. Archival storage of information

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In what gives new meaning to the term "hard drive", human sperm — a
transmitter of DNA — could be used to store information — a lot of information. We recently reported
on a breakthrough by Sriram Kosui and his team at Harvard and Johns
Hopkins in which he devised a technique for archiving information in
DNA. The process, which takes advantage of DNA's data sequencing
attributes, could be used to store as much as one petabyte of data (one
petabyte = 1,024 terabytes) in a volume of 1.5 mg of DNA. Because
genetic information can be packaged in three dimensions, that equates to
a storage volume of about one cubic millimeter — so you'll finally have
a secure and ironic place to store your massive digital porn
collection.

 

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