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Three salesmen are travelling together when their car breaks down. They walk to the nearest town and go into the bar. Over a couple of rounds of drinks, they explain their situation to the bartender who tells them,
"I have a bed in the back room. It's just one bed, but it should be big enough for all three of you to stay for tonight."
The three salesmen agree and continue drinking. At closing time, the bartender kicks all the other customers out and shows the salesmen to the room where the bed is. The three of them immediately pass out for the night.
The next morning, the man who slept on the left side of the bed says,
"Man, I had this incredible dream that I was getting a handjob from a beautiful woman!"
The man who slept on the right side of the bed says,
"Hey, I had a dream that I was getting a handjob from a beautiful woman as well!"
The man who slept in the middle says,
"I had a dream that I was skiing!"



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lmfao..u sick bastard.



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Thanx Widowmaker!  lmao.



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Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I was waterskiing! "D


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