widowmaker Posted August 27, 2013 Member ID: 632 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 197 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1762 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 18213 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 19, 2024 Birthday: 07/30/1977 Posted August 27, 2013 Three salesmen are travelling together when their car breaks down. They walk to the nearest town and go into the bar. Over a couple of rounds of drinks, they explain their situation to the bartender who tells them,"I have a bed in the back room. It's just one bed, but it should be big enough for all three of you to stay for tonight."The three salesmen agree and continue drinking. At closing time, the bartender kicks all the other customers out and shows the salesmen to the room where the bed is. The three of them immediately pass out for the night.The next morning, the man who slept on the left side of the bed says,"Man, I had this incredible dream that I was getting a handjob from a beautiful woman!"The man who slept on the right side of the bed says,"Hey, I had a dream that I was getting a handjob from a beautiful woman as well!"The man who slept in the middle says,"I had a dream that I was skiing!" BigPapaDean, Damage_inc-, Logan and 1 other 4 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted August 28, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted August 28, 2013 lmfao..u sick bastard. Awards
Logan Posted August 28, 2013 Member ID: 582 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 361 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 389 Achievement Points: 3272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1956 Posted August 28, 2013 Thanx Widowmaker! lmao. Awards
BigPapaDean Posted August 28, 2013 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:33 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 28, 2013 Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I was waterskiing! "D Awards
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