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The Accident


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Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.

 

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say,

 

"You may not feel anything from the waist down."

 

 

I managed to mumble in reply,

 

"Can I feel your tits, then." ?

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Are you sure you didn't reach out and touch something? Hmmm... 

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What was the reply?

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