DEEJAYKEG Posted January 13, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted January 13, 2014 My new neighbour is single and beautiful...She lives right across the road. I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looked at me and said "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!" She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?" Sonovabich, baldie, vipersniper and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SirFartalot Posted January 13, 2014 Member ID: 20373 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 32 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 287 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/19/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2018 Birthday: 07/04/1959 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
daMike Posted January 13, 2014 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2014 so - what didyou do to the dog then? baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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