IJHicks Posted May 14, 2014 Member ID: 20676 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 166 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 176 Achievement Points: 1296 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 1, 2018 Birthday: 03/29/1981 Posted May 14, 2014 SCOTS are renowned for their unique and wonderful sense of humour. But for those outside of Scotland, it can often be hard to understand jokes which include the Scots dialect. 1. A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. 2. How many Spanish guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. 3.Did you hear about the lonely prisoner? He was in his cell. 4. After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies. 5. Ten cows in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq? Coo eight. 6. A teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: "Can you come and get me? I've missed the last bus and it's pouring with rain." "Okay," says her dad. "Where are you ringing from?" The girl replies: "From the top of my head right down to my knickers". 7. What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie. 8. A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing. "No", argues the assistant, "look at that - it says Taiwan". baldie and Nisty* 2 Awards
Nisty* Posted May 14, 2014 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Posted May 14, 2014 @ 2. How many Spanish guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. LOL @ 5. Ten cows in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq? Coo eight :D @ 6. A teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: "Can you come and get me? I've missed the last bus and it's pouring with rain." "Okay," says her dad. "Where are you ringing from?" The girl replies: "From the top of my head right down to my knickers". HAHAHAHAHA xD @ 8. A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing. "No", argues the assistant, "look at that - it says Taiwan". Lol..... tie one... xD Awards
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