Bullet Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 1854 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 2652 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 30 Birthday: 03/24/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted August 1, 2014 you can do what LOM does, take off your pants and jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Logan Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 582 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 361 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 389 Achievement Points: 3272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1956 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Logan Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 582 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 361 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 389 Achievement Points: 3272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1956 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Don't worry Logan, that's just the beer talking, and maybe some heroin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Archie Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 20858 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 84 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 44 Achievement Points: 691 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 1, 2014 Birthday: 11/23/1990 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 @@Sammy you are suppose to burn your d*ck well it turnd out to be a lightning struck down in the power generator and the it knockt out the local internet source! luckey it where back in 45 min or something so i barley got my pants of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 1854 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 2652 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 30 Birthday: 03/24/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) Its a play on words Logan. Take off you pants and jack it (rub one off). LOM, I quit heroin and switched to Krokodil. Look it up, there are some awesome photos. Edited August 1, 2014 by Bullet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted August 1, 2014 Were you aware that, in July 2012, this planet was just a week away from being sent back to the 18th century? A double-whammy coronal mass ejection from the Sun, had it occurred a week later than it actually did, would have fried anything and everything digital and electrical. One would not have been able, it is suggested, to flush a toilet. Most people keep "money" in banks though, with use of credit and debit cards, the cash is just a number. No stock exchanges, no phones, no electricity... Steam and water power only. Makes me doubly glad we have a well! http://www.space.com/26669-huge-solar-storm-2012-destruction.html little_old_man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
mouselad Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 20902 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 136 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1279 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 819 Achievement Points: 9614 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/16/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 15, 2016 Birthday: 12/02/1982 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Why would you jerk off after you got drunk? Assuming it still... worked? Unless I suppose you are jerking off to smokin hot cheetos. you gotta get your hands all nice and spicy first from the hot cheetos. getting drunk is to numb the pain of jerking off with hot cheeto spices all over your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilmaley.> Posted August 1, 2014 Member ID: 5534 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 31 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1, 2016 Birthday: 10/04/1989 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I suppose all you can do is wank it according to the masses lol. try it in exotic locations, like in the backyard.....or the porch........or a neighbors house. whatever works I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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