MTNMAN52 Posted October 16, 2014 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: iPhone Posted October 16, 2014 • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O. • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. • When chemists die, they barium. • PMS jokes aren't funny...period • Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. • We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. • Broken pencils are pointless. Blackbart, NITRO and JohnnyDos 3 Awards
TBB Posted October 16, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21302 Content Per Day: 3.76 Reputation: 22971 Achievement Points: 152675 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 414 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 16, 2014 Not bad for clean jokes - next time throw in a boobie picture or two! Awards
Recommended Posts