xxSHOOTERxx Posted November 2, 2014 Member ID: 21406 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2020 Birthday: 01/07/1964 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Centuries ago, God came down, went to the Germans and said, "I have Commandments that will help you live better lives."The Germans ask, "What are Commandments?"...And the Lord says, "Rules for living.""Can you give us an example?"God says, "Thou shalt not kill.""Not kill? We're not interested."So God went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments..."The Italians wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal.""Not steal? We're not interested."Next the Lord went to the French saying, "I have Commandments..."The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."And the French were not interested.God then went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments...""Commandments," said the Jews, "How much are they?""They're free.""We'll take 10." Damage_inc-, eidolonFIRE, genci76 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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