xxSHOOTERxx Posted November 8, 2014 Member ID: 21406 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2020 Birthday: 01/07/1964 Posted November 8, 2014 Rodney and his wife Wilma are awakened at 3 o'clock early one Saturday morning by a loud pounding on the door. Rodney gets up and goes to the door where he sees a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain. "Give us a push" says the swaying stranger. "Not a chance", says the husband, "It is three o' clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push", he answers. "Did you help him?" Wilma asks. "No. I did not. It is three o' clock in the morning and it is pouring with rain outside." His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself." Rodney does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes", comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out Rodney. "Yes. Please." comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks Rodney. "Over here on the swing", replies the drunk. MissD, JohnnyDos, L!ckALotAPus and 4 others 7
Leadfinger Posted November 8, 2014 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Posted November 8, 2014 Ha ha ha . . . totally wasn't expecting that . . . . . Awards
Mule Posted November 9, 2014 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted November 9, 2014 Dumb but cute I guess lol Awards
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