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-- A man received the following text from his neighbour:


“I am so sorry Fred.

I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been

helping myself to your wife, day and night
when you're not around. In fact, more than you.

 

"I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt

and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise

that it won't ever happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed
his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

“Bloody autospell! I meant "Wi-Fi", not "wife" . . . . ..”
 


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