JohnnyDos Posted May 13, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 13, 2015 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...."Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid." TheLastColdBeer, DEEJAYKEG, TBB and 5 others 8
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