Golf on Christmas Day

[JohnnyDos]

> Golf on Christmas Day
>
> Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked
> how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
> and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his
> buddies and play a round.
>
> His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a
> priority to figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
> Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
> golf course.
> The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I
> bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."
> The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning
> the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
> The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
> reading the manual."
> They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
> like they have lost their minds.
> "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I
> slapped my wife on the butt and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas!
> It's a great morning -- intercourse or golf course --'
> She said, Don't forget your sweater.

[HellTiger]

I'd be the last guy. My fiance is the best! I love her. We go half and half on everything or I pay this time and she has got the bill next time. We never argue, we discuss our problems. Discussing usually takes no longer than 10 or 15 minutes. It's nice to have a smart woman by my side who rarely has those typical woman moments. She is so sarcastic too, has no filter. We always talk shit and instead of saying we love each other we say we hate each other. Spending tons of money on your woman is not love. The last guy actually has love in that relationship.