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The Old Spinnster
 
 
On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she
 has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:

" Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat
 me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person"

The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a
 gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.

She asks the man, "Do you really expect me to choose you? You don't even have any
 arms or legs!" The old man replies, "Well, I don't have arms, so how could I beat you?"
 The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. "I don't have any legs, so how could I
 run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, "But how could you, without any
 arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?"

The man smiles and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"


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Posted

Must of been Gene Simmons.


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