rookido Posted October 7, 2016 Member ID: 5785 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 172 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 74 Achievement Points: 1098 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/27/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 19 Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 7, 2016 A Sunday school teacher asked a little boy, "Johnny, where do you think God is this morning?" the boy confidently replied, "In our bathroom". the shocked teacher asked, "what on earth makes you say that?" the boy answered, "'Cause just before I left I heard pa said, "My Lord! How long are you going to be in there?" tje524, hxtr, JohnnyDos and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted October 7, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 7, 2016 hahahaha good old Johnny. Painsponge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painsponge Posted October 7, 2016 Member ID: 294 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 969 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 893 Achievement Points: 8670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 10/29/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 7, 2016 This reminds me of an "Our Gang" joke. Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb.""Now spell 'stupid'."Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."Buckwheat stands up and says, otay, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence." "I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!" JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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