3 old men discussing relieving themselves Daily

[White_Dragon]

There are Three old men setting at a card table in their nursing home and complaining to each other  about relieving themselves each day  .

 

The first old man said " I wish I could take a piss that comes out in one strong stream, instead when I piss 

it takes me 15 min as it sputters and squirts and shuts on and off until I finally get finished".

 

The second old man said "I piss just fine, I just wish I could take a shit that comes out in a firm long turd,

instead when I shit it comes out in a spray or like a shot gun with hundreds of little pellets that bounce off

the sides and the water making a complete mess on my ass when it splashes back up at me.

 

The third old Man said "I don't have any problem taking a piss it comes out in a gallon or more every morning at 7:30 AM.

Then when I shit it flows out in a big long firm third and will weigh 3-4 pounds by the time I'm finished again this happens
a minute or so after he pees and it's like that every day without fail." 

 

The first old man said "So what are complaining about?"   

 

The second old man said "Yeah what are you complaining about?"   

 

Third old man said "Well as I said this all happens every single day at 7:30 AM and The trouble is I don't wake up until 9:45 AM every day !!!"   

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That was pretty gross @@White_Dragon, while being funny at the same time. Lol. Ayaq