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A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctor's appointment.
The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.
She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say
The husband replies, "He said he stopped you for speeding."
The officer asks the elderly female for her driver's license, and she turns and asks her husband, "What did he say?"
"He wants to see your driver's license," the husband replies.
The woman hands the officer her license, and he notices that she is from his old hometown.
"Oh wow, that's my hometown," the officer remarks. "This is where I had the worst sexual encounter of my life."

The woman looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband replies, "He says he knows you."
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Trying to outdo SOB for the groaner crown?



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