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Hi all well first of all this is my 100th post since joining in feb this year.(Did i hear someone say post whore?) LOL well thought i would share a couple of jokes in the spirit of things, sorry if they are re post Laughing

 

 

 

Why men prefer guns.

 

1. You can trade in an old 45 for a 22.

2. You can admire a friends gun and he will let you try it out.

3. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 

 

 

Strong Man.

 

Two old drunk men are sitting at a bar when the first one says, " Ya know when i was 30 and i got an erection i

could'nt bend it, even if i used both hands. By the time i was 40, i could bend it about ten degrees if i tried really

 hard. By the time i was 50, i could bend it about 20 degrees, no problems. I am going to be 60 next week and now ican bend it in half with one hand!". So?, says the second drunk, whats your point? The first drunk repies, " Well, im just wondering how much stronger i am going to get!".

 



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That aint nothing! This is my 192nd post in about a month! :D



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WOW haha yeah but your a girl and we know how girls love to talk! Tongue out And plus your a text machine lol



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WOW haha yeah but your a girl and we know how girls love to talk! Tongue out And plus your a text machine lol

This is true. Lmao



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HAHA



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Liked your jokes and this is my...600th post...SmileSmile

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this is my first post,,and im wasting it on you guys,,,,you should be proud

 


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