NITRO Posted July 1, 2010 Member ID: 1095 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:13 PM Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: Android Share Posted July 1, 2010 Hi all well first of all this is my 100th post since joining in feb this year.(Did i hear someone say post whore?) LOL well thought i would share a couple of jokes in the spirit of things, sorry if they are re post Why men prefer guns. 1. You can trade in an old 45 for a 22. 2. You can admire a friends gun and he will let you try it out. 3. You can buy a silencer for a gun! Strong Man. Two old drunk men are sitting at a bar when the first one says, " Ya know when i was 30 and i got an erection i could'nt bend it, even if i used both hands. By the time i was 40, i could bend it about ten degrees if i tried really hard. By the time i was 50, i could bend it about 20 degrees, no problems. I am going to be 60 next week and now ican bend it in half with one hand!". So?, says the second drunk, whats your point? The first drunk repies, " Well, im just wondering how much stronger i am going to get!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Rascal Posted July 1, 2010 Member ID: 1450 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1210 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 469 Achievement Points: 7995 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 03:15 PM Birthday: 06/02/1997 Device: Linux Share Posted July 1, 2010 That aint nothing! This is my 192nd post in about a month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NITRO Posted July 1, 2010 Member ID: 1095 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:13 PM Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: Android Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 WOW haha yeah but your a girl and we know how girls love to talk! And plus your a text machine lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Rascal Posted July 1, 2010 Member ID: 1450 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1210 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 469 Achievement Points: 7995 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 03:15 PM Birthday: 06/02/1997 Device: Linux Share Posted July 1, 2010 NITRO WOW haha yeah but your a girl and we know how girls love to talk! And plus your a text machine lol This is true. Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted July 2, 2010 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted July 2, 2010 HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted July 2, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Liked your jokes and this is my...600th post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Warface Posted July 2, 2010 Member ID: 490 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 446 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 350 Achievement Points: 3309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 18, 2023 Birthday: 04/25/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 2, 2010 this is my first post,,and im wasting it on you guys,,,,you should be proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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